烂 Gag - Cold Joke/ Lame Quiz

烂 gag, a cantonese term that means cold/lame, joke/quiz(m i right?). I also not so sure.... Actually i found this joke loooong time ago, but that time i dont have blog yet...


So... here is the question,


廣東出冬瓜，廣南出南瓜，廣西出西瓜，咁廣北出咩？(sorry, only cantonese)


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Click the player and listen to answer~

answer -




Dont hit meeee~

SONY -Stupid Piece Of Shit

I don't usually say these rude words, but....Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work~~ *ps, i m not angry at all. See video for more info. 18SG, contain lots of rude words = =', hah.





Video from The Onion. lol

Chap Goh Meh

Ohhh... Well..... today is last day of Chinese New Year, Chap Goh Meh. So fast time passed, and have to wait another year only can get angpow and gambling(with relative).


Just like every years Chap Goh Meh, our family will attend the "Si Fu" / "Master" Wong praying ceremony(?). Ok, i dont what should it call, but it is for us, his client, or everyone around to pray and have some foods.





Over there is "people mountain people sea"... every year is getting more people coming. The temporally canopy is over 10 houses looooong~



don't block my view auntie~

The food they serve should be dinner, but because its really super duper many people, they start the ceremony on 3pm till 10+pm. I went there around 6+ pm, and half of the food is gone... = = so fast finish.



Normal "party" food



Roasted pork



Master Wong even order the whole car of "lok lok", take anything you wan to eat.



Mountain of beer



For praying



孔明灯 / Kong Ming Lantern


We also put this flying lantern to make wishes for this year.



Oh, its burned.



Never mind, try again.



Fly "high high"~


Hope everyone wishes will be granted and please do enjoy the last day of Chinese New Year 09~ Happy Chap Goh Meh~

Jogoya Japanese Buffet

Yeah yeah, been to Jogoya again yesterday, but this time with secondary school buddy. Ok... since my secondary buddy not yet try Jogoya before and "gam gam" 1 of my buddy come back from China so we decided to go and have high tea there (u know, cheaper). Haha.


2 hours is so short, and we all busy eating.... and since i don't have a camera, i didn't take much photos and these are taken by my LOUSY 1.3 megapixel handphone ==' so outdated.


Geez.... foods photo lost its color and doesn't look nice anymore after taking by my old handphone. hmm, maybe is time to buy a camera....





Well, as always, i eat a lot of sashimi.. haha. I totally forget to take down my first full plate of salmon sashimi..





Argh, i am soo outdated~~ is so long since my last visit... now i only know Jogoya serve wine and cocktails.



"Wonderful" cocktails.



Low grade white wine = =



Prawn and jellyfish



Oven baked cheese scallop


Ok... not much photo that is. Although is my 4th times visit, before i was worry about the quality of Jogoya is getting worst, due to some of reviews and i heard that is food poisoning happen in Jogoya recently.



forget what fish, we only put 1 "table clip" but it come 3 fish together = ='


Well, But it actually is ok, the food is still clean and fresh, taste didn't change much. I believe they hired more staff to serve and clean plate. So service is better, toilet is clean and functional(last time ALWAYS stuck 1). One thing though, the varieties of food seem to getting less....



Oyster


Surprisingly this time i didn't eat till "lao sai"... maybe i drink less this time. Last time always feel like give money to eat and torture ownself 1.. = =


After Jogoya i visit my friend house to take angpow~ hah, and stay 1 night. So we start gambling and drink white wine again (coz that jogoya wine not nice 1). Because we didn't use that "look like super expensive wine glass which hang on the wine glass rack and inside an antique collection cupboard"....





So we use this stainless steel mug = ='... btw, happy Chap Goh Meh~